(Source: corinnemucha, via lavaffair)

amostlyboringtwentysomething:

Mindy Kaling on Howard Stern, 9.15.14
(58:50, 1:04:58)

😕❤️

(Source: emilyisobsessed)

cattailsandcattales:

urbies:

Great moments in tv history

The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.

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tessaviolet:

bekah-bo0m:

broccoleafveins:

Ye olde Windows screen savers.

(via doinels)

jingledeeznuts:

c0ntain:

What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?

this post just fucked me up

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rosqua:


yuzees:

bm-z:


The family on the wedding day 5/24/14 

I don’t usually post this shit but they all look so beautiful I had to

legit

'this shit'??

rosqua:

yuzees:

bm-z:

The family on the wedding day 5/24/14 

I don’t usually post this shit but they all look so beautiful I had to

legit

'this shit'??

(Source: kimkanyekimye, via raunchyhookah)

You only missed my voice
when nobody else called you.

Y.Z, A ten word story on being a second choice (via cartoonstyles)

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doctorwhothefuckareyou:

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

image

image

um 

(via blissuntouchable)

crazycatladyxv:

grrrlillabiscuits:

he was a skater catshe said “see you later cat”meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Why is this so funny

crazycatladyxv:

grrrlillabiscuits:

he was a skater cat
she said “see you later cat”
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow

Why is this so funny

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0ffic3cha1r:

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Get married

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